WANTED: Attorney General

DOJPOSITION: Attorney General

LOCATION:  Washington, D.C.

DETAILS:  The U.S. Federal Government is currently seeking to fill an opening for Attorney General of the Department of Justice, to be filled by the end of year. Candidate must meet qualifications listed below and understand expected responsibilities. Continue reading

“Everytown for Gun Safety” Mistakenly Releases Ad in Defense of Gun Ownership

Bloomberg has rallied his troops and built a “grass-roots” coalition to defeat the evil NRA and all its violent, gun-loving freak members. To combat the NRA, they’ve created this potent ad that will strike terror into the hearts and minds of every gun nut — by justifying their view that it’s better to own a weapon and defend yourself than to wait for the assistance of the police:

The ad shows a woman fitting the liberal stereotype — weak, defenseless, and emotional — attacked by a man who also fits the liberal stereotype — malicious, brooding, and violent. She calls 9-1-1 and tries to convince them to send the police, but the evil man breaks into the house and takes the innocent kid from the innocent lady. She tries to stop him but is unable to physically overpower him because, you know, women are weak and feeble.

The evil man pulls a gun, she poses in awkward faux fright, we hear the sound of a gunshot and the screen fades to black as the sound of the kid’s crying can be heard.

If this video were accepted as fact, a rational person would come to the following conclusions:

  • All women are weak and require the protection of other men
  • The men assigned to protect weak women cannot arrive in time to stop the evil men out to hurt women
  • Women would be better off defending themselves
  • The best defense against a gun is another gun, so women should purchase a gun to defend themselves

Of course, we already know that liberals (including Bloomberg) are waging a war on logic, so they’re banking on the hopes that nobody will stop to think about the assumptions this ad makes and the logical conclusions that arise from it.

However, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bloomberg finds that all his attempts to curb gun ownership falls into an ironic vacuum of failure in which all his efforts cause gun sales to rise — a failure that Obama sharply endured before him. Perhaps we should not scold Bloomberg for his idiocy but instead encourage him because, as liberals have taught us, the ends always justify the means. If he’s an accidental proponent of gun control, maybe we encourage his daft behavior. But I wouldn’t donate any money to his cause, that’s for sure.

The video is also a striking display of rampant modern feminism, in which all women are told they are in danger at all times and will certainly be a victim at one point or another. What a horrible, paranoid existence that must be. I would offer women a completely different outlook:  Be aware, get trained, and buy a weapon for self defense that you’ve been trained in. If you’re not comfortable with firearms, try them out at a shooting range with people you trust. If you’re still not comfortable with firearms, get a collapsible baton, pepper spray, a taser, anything that can help you even the odds.

Guess who else does this? Men. If you’re all for equality — as feminists so often espouse — then defend yourself like a man would and stop sitting around waiting to be a victim. Bloomberg won’t be there to save you, as his video so astutely portrays.

On “Economic Patriotism” Hypocrisy

wealthy-ruining-americaPresident Obama dropped to a new level of hypocrisy* with his anti-capitalist rhetoric yesterday, calling for U.S.-based firms to entertain the notion of “economic patriotism”, which is liberal code for “shut up and bend over”. Let’s take a look at his words — and his staggering new level of hypocrisy — point by point. Continue reading

Survey Says: Obama Worst President Since WWII

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While the king has certainly not been dethroned by the recent Quinnipiac University survey revealing he’s reviled as the worst president since WWII, no doubt he has suffered a blow to his overinflated ego. If only we could inflate it so far as to make the man burst like a balloon and reduce his cumbersome ideology to finely torn shreds of rubber on the White House lawn. Continue reading

The Modern Liberal Part II – Unreasonable Members

See Rule #3.

Visual Aid to Rule #3.

The title could also be “Unreasonable Members (a.k.a the majority of liberals)”, because one does not step into the cesspool of liberalism without embracing a certain level of lunacy. I originally intended to write this post as a short follow-up to The Modern Liberal Part I – Reasonable Members, but I quickly realized that I wasn’t entirely sure how to approach unreasonable liberals.

The more I thought about the issue, the more I questioned even the existence of “reasonable” liberals. Perhaps they’re out there, just hiding in their homes to avoid the negative stereotypes associated with their crazy ilk. If so, I’ve never really met any. In my experience, any liberals who appeared rational on the surface eventually revealed a crazy side once you dug deep enough or hit a particularly sensitive topic. Continue reading

Showdown: Bloomberg vs. Reality

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Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is at it again. This time he’s convinced himself that a top-down organization funded by rich liberals like himself is a “grass-roots effort”. Last week he announced “Everytown for Gun Safety“, a terrible play on words that switches the word “New” with “Every” in a shameless attempt to evoke emotion over a tragedy. The new organization is an umbrella group for his two other gun groups, “Mayors Against Illegal Guns” and “Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America”. Continue reading

Harry Reid’s New Obamacare Failure Theory

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“I give up. The Internet is too hard.” – Harry Reid

In perhaps the most hypocritical, asinine statement to come out of the mouth of Harry Reid to date, he blamed the latest Obamacare delay on “people who are uneducated about using the Internet.” Continue reading

An Open Letter to Colorado’s House State, Veterans and Military Affairs Committee

Seal_of_ColoradoRocky Mountain Gun Owners sent out an e-mail with information on HB 14-1151, a bill to repeal the magazine ban of 2013 that was passed in response to the Aurora, CO theater shooting in 2012 and the Newtown, CT shooting in 2013. The bill will be considered by the House State, Veterans and Military Affairs Committee this Monday, February 10, and may pave the way to fight back against all the Bloombergs and all the Obamas who seek to disarm us. RMGO requested its members and supporters to write the committee and tell them to vote YES to on HB 14-1151 to repeal the ban. Continue reading

Migration Habits of Parasitic Liberals

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Demographer William Frey of the Brookings Institution has analyzed Census Bureau data to determine the metropolitan areas with the most and least growth. The results will not shock those with their feet planted firmly in reality, but will garner only finger-pointing and blame-gaming from the slack-jawed liberal masses.

See if you can spot the trend: Continue reading

The Parable of Scott’s Tots

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Awkward moments of pregnant silence, social clumsiness, and outrageous blundering comments uttered by Michael Scott will forever be hailed as the most hilarious moments of early 21st century television.  Some say that the series became a little too outrageous around the sixth season, and they may be right, but the show has bits of insightful social commentary if you dig deep enough. Continue reading